I’m largely kidding: Parker Posey is certainly one of our most cherished Famous Kooks, and I barely know what to do with myself now that she’s proven up in Venice trying like she’s posing for her official royal portrait. Possibly The Princess Diaries 3 ought to pivot from no matter it’s doing, and fill the Julie Andrews void by casting Parker because the monarch of a rival principality. I’m additionally not against fusing it with the White Lotus prolonged universe, and having her twin sister Victoria Ratliff come to go to after which commerce locations. Wait, now I believe I’ve turned it into an enlargement of these Vanessa Hudgens Netflix motion pictures. I’ve gone too far. You may say, “Heather, noooooo.”
Parker is there selling Wild Horse 9, a film whose log line I actually by no means thought I’d kind: an Easter Island darkish comedy by Martin McDonagh.
