When Chanel put these idiotic heels on the runway — by which I imply THEY ARE JUST THE HEEL PART OF THE SHOE — all the standard sycophants tried to reward them as so enjoyable and witty and never at ALL meant to be a actuality. (I wrote about them in DWB, and largely my commentary was just, “NO.”) Exhibits what they know! There’s a sucker born each minute, and there’s assured to be a celeb someplace who will both a) take your cash to put on no matter you need, or b) willingly put on a heel cup in public if, maybe, it provides folks one thing to speak about apart from their divorce. Or perhaps each directly.
