We wrote about the Taylor-Travis wedding rumor mill in Drinks With Broads this week — I nearly wrote Dances With Broads, which given how usually Jessica has ended up writing about Kevin Costner, isn’t thus far off — and one piece of it’s now telling Web page Six that they’ll get married in Madison Sq. Backyard. This appears cockamamie to me, just like the type of factor you’d solely do as a result of you’ll be able to and never as a result of it’s your dream venue (additionally, I figured her aesthetic can be extra folklore than, say, 1989, however I suppose she may MAKE folklore inside MSG since she had the cabin on the Eras Tour).
Half and parcel of that entire concept is Taylor’s look at Recreation 4 of the NBA Finals final night time (and WHAT a sport). She confirmed up with two-thirds of her finest lady gang, Haim, in customized tees with Knicks puns. Taylor, after all, went with Stevie Knicks, Este Haim picked Knickole Kidman, after which Alana Haim over on the left selected Knickelback. If the Knicks are good, they’ll determine a approach to promote these, as a result of they’re VERY humorous and cute and completely really feel like one thing Taylor and her pals got here up with whereas sitting round cheap-ass screw-top rosé. They even invited Mariska Hargitay into the fold — Mariska, after whose SVU character Taylor named her cat — however I’m questioning if that was a late addition as a result of she is repeating Stevie Knicks, and never, say, Knickolas Cage, Knick Nolte, Knickolette Sheridan, and naturally Ned Knickerson, boyfriend of Nancy Drew.
Mariska is the one particular person whose shoe alternative I can relate to right here, and certainly each Taylor and Este are in bonkers pants. I’ll by no means perceive those that appear like you had been making an attempt to wrap presents in your lap and by accident lower by to your pants, a lot much less wanting to leap out of your seat in strappy heels. Nevertheless:
All of them give GREAT sportsface.
PRETTY positive everybody in New York is gonna pledge their allegiance to Taylor, and Trump shall be SO ANNOYED. Clearly, they’d enjoyable — blisters, tramplings, and unsettlingly sticky toes however. One thing a few last-second win and a historic comeback does make the canines bark rather less loudly.
